Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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