oh god the rape fog is back!
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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