He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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