it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm like, not good at living.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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