I wannas sexs uuuuu
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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