When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
is wine microwaveable?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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