So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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