This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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