their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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