Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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