Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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