Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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