I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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