I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
