is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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