So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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