I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm getting married
To pizza
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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