Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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