So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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