ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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