i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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