Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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