I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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