Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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