Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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