I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
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