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I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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