this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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