i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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