Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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