Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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