You smell like stripper and shame
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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