my room smells like sperm. sweet.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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