It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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