see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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