Midget sex pt 2 tonight
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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