If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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