How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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