Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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