i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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