New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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