If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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