Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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