I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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