Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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