I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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