My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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