yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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