Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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