Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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