he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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