I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
