dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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