My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
