stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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