who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
The adults are the big ones right?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
