In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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