I got chris browned last night
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
